Himbos unite! Are you a Himbo... or some variety thereof? Prove it! Get the garment known far-and-wide as the official global uniform for all Himbos! Are (Do) You: - Well-meaning and loyal to a fault... like a human golden retriever? - Possess a keen intelligence hot enough to burn the dankest reef, but the decision-making skills of a... golden retriever?! - Smoke all the weed you can get your hands on to keep it going just one more day at work... even when your joints have turned to jelly, and your bones have turned to dust (a bartender, basically)? - Stick your chest out to adversity, even when adversity digs it's bony index finger right in there and twists? If you answered yes to all (or even none) of these, then congratulations himbo! Get this shirt to seal the deal and inform the world... whether they wanna know, or not...